JIM BOWEN

'There is a rather lovely lady which made my eyes water and enhanced the stage; Big Bruvva was a complete micky take of the channel 4 series. They have even got the Geordie voice telling you what time of day it is. There are three guys and three girls and one of the girls was rather tastefully clad in a red bikini. But just in case any lady readers are put off by female flesh in these two shows, Big Bruvva has a gorgeous hunk of a man with Adonis type features and short shorts. I found out after that the actor playing him is Ben Freeman who used to be in Emmerdale.'